So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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