New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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