Is it normal to miss your booty call?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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