So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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