ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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