i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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