it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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