return my video game
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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