just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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