I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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