have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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