can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Randomize
