I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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