Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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