don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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