dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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