sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
it's great music for shaving your balls
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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