Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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