She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
