would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Terrible idea I love it
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
