Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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