what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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