After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We had sex on a dog bed..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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