Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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