Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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