so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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