i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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