I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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