"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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