have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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