I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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