yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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