My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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