I have demons in me.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I don't think brook has ever known best
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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