Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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