plz talk dirty to me
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
