they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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