im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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