Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
They took my balls.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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