so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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