You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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