you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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