Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i think my cat just said my name.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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