You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He has the fingertips of a God
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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