so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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