So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I can't turn off my feet"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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