It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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