spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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