I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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