It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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