What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
where are you?
Hypothermia
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize