I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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