I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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