apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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