You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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